About Me

dysfunctional, hystronic and lazy.

my name is shana, it rhymes with banana....

gorillabuns - the namesake of this site - is due to my chillin's propensity for hairiness and their abnormally primal behavior.

i have an obsession with cheap watermelon vodka and diet red bull and think i am the all-time, kick-ass, crappy karaoke performer. i own such a machine and will sing to my husband in order to have make-up sex and mortify my guests with my lounge-like behavior. beware.....

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i'm the ice-breaker of many a friendship, STRONGLY dislike people who drive with cell phones glued to their ears, patrons who don't push their empty shopping carts to the end of the shopping cart line, close talkers, and freaks who stand in my personal space. don't get me started on people who hug me when i'm not cocked and fully loaded.

otherwise, i'm sure you'd love me. like, really, REALLY love me.