I've spent way too much time as of late doing a shit-ton of calligraphy
Why, yes! This IS my dining room table of which we eat off of once a month....
if that.....
notice the fine etching of a gang member in tha house?
I leave the tag and up them one with all of the Pollock-like splotches in other places embedded into the wood for the chitlin's to do Rorschach interpretations during their morning slodge-fest.
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Watching "The Walking Dead" marathon before the new one starts on Wednesday. Correction: Celia is watching and obsessing over it.
I must say, I'm quite impressed with her charting capabilities and "natural recycling" use of found objects in the house to use as a binder.
And to think, SOME people said she was ADD in 2nd grade and not all together and there.....
Okay, I'll admit, the handwriting is total shit. We need to work on it.... but she gets a major A in dissemination and interpretation.
man, I love to try to use big technical words that really don't go into the sentences I type......
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Doing the kid's projects... I mean, helping them do their prospective projects. To clarify: I DID NOT draw the picture. Moira did! I just scanned it and popped it on a parchment paper background and added a super fab font for the cover.
I think we are SO GONNA rock the grade on this bio!
Being super stoked! (Because it is 1987) over a little coverage from the fruits of my labor: I say to the kids during their nightly homework sessions, "Go BIG! or go home!" Don't be one of the boring peeps who write their shit in crayon on white paper. Be the stand out! Even if you didn't follow the directions because you gave your mother the rules of assignment at 9:30pm the night before.
If you are gonna fail? DO IT EPICALLY!!! This kind of revoltism or is it revoltizm? will never get you in trouble around here. Unless you are in 9th grade and everything starts to go on your permanent record....
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Say! Look at that! Someone took a picture of my biz! I have to say, this professional styling looks way better than the actual product....
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Rich and I have had a constant debate over this subject for the past five years...:
"Rich says I am the Jan Brady of volunteering. I've never met a list I didn't sign up on. I think it is because I'm always trying to become the perfect Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA! and not succeeding at it so well."
He says I try to please all that do not matter and do not please those who do.
I would like to please all who don't and do matter because....
I'm constantly proving to myself that I can do better.
I'd say that is soooo.... a glass half-full analogy... I think....
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and finally!
I have become an EXTREME COUPONING FOOL/BITCH!
I can't tell you how obsessed and how clogged my phone is with stupid apps to save us money when you have to spend $50 first and may or may not get a rebate.
I didn't say I was smart, but will totally get nutty-town if I have to purchase something for $18.00 then get $3.00 off and then use a Target coupon on top of the $5.00 Target gift card rebate and 5% Target Debit Card deal.
Let's just say, I even confused Rich tonight with my paper coupons and two different scan codes from my phone to walk out of Target under $200.00.
This is what we call - Date Night.
We are officially old.
Love the kids project deco. Your girl is good! It's not easy to draw faces. Wish I had thought to add some fancy font to my son's Ferdinand Magellan project.
Posted by: Chris | 08 October 2014 at 10:08 PM
WHAT?! I didn't know you did the invites for that party. So cool. Miss you girl! x
Posted by: 180360 | 16 October 2014 at 12:04 PM