funk ass sleeper

Hi.

I'm not dead.

Nor am I on Big Brother.

Mainly because of this photo Rich snapped of me Easter Eve.

I'm not vain but.... GOOD GOD!!! I look like shit sleeping. I couldn't imagine myself on all of the live feeds looking all awesomesauce and all.

Let us not speak of the bunny head in our bed.

Nothing to see here....

Though he was pretty hot the next day

To be fair, I WAS sleeping oddly because I had the cancers and needed to prop the left boob up because I had the hurt going on....

The chicka who wears a Burka in the sun, got the Melanoma.

In more sad news going out to Rich's family, I am not going to die.

I am still alive and well and somehow dodged a bullet. Next month I'm going in to have another three moles punched and diced and covered and smothered so I can live another day to give more joy and fodder for the family gossip-fests that I hear about from afar.

Go me! and you are welcome!

Mainly, the reason I've been uber quiet is because I've completed and am still trying to meet every unrealistic demand  in wedding hell in the big 'ol OKC for the next two months of society fantasticiness.....all the while making my hand burn and well burn. real. hard.

I'm beginning to think I'm going to retire at the end of June. Mainly, due to the fact I will need carpal tunnel surgery in the very near future and yay! we finally have insurance after a year and a half without it!

Well, at least for this month we do.

Though, truth be told, when I receive a thank you note with #amazeballs on the flap

I feel like I made someone's day. 

I am ultimately a people pleaser. Really, I am.

   

 

 

 

 

Comments

[a]

Wedding Season! Your work is pretty amazing...

Glad to hear you're not going to die from the Melanoma. I hope there aren't any more painful removals.

[Georgia]

Ouchie! So sorry to hear about that and hope you continue to thrive and annoy your in-laws. The Big Brother people don't know what they're missing - their loss!

[Linda]

Hey! Where did my comment go???
Wishing you fast, fast healing time. That doesn't sound fun.

[Sarah]

Melanoma?! Dear God, woman!! So glad you're not going to die. And I hope the pain is at a minimum. #amazeballs is such a hilariously sweet thing to take the time write on a thank you note!

Thalon was on my mind this April... This Easter, as were you all. Good to "hear" from you.

[Mel]

Glad to see your post up. Be very vigilant on the mole issues. Glad to see it was caught early. I agree with Georgia. May you continue to thrive and be a pain the the in-laws asses and hoping that you and Rich are not letting them destroy your happiness together.